Cats and Godzillas

 


I've been watching Heisei era Godzilla movies this week. I've discovered some similarities between my cat and Godzilla. 

1. They enjoy attacking Tokyo.

2. They have similar shining, evil eyes.

3. Atomic breath.

4. They toy with their victims.

5. They occasionally defend others against more focused threats.

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